Mindstorm

A fearsome & fantastic journey to the heart of the Savage Id.

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Location: Invisible City, North Dakota, United States

Read my book, The Mind-Warp Era. It'll tell you about the real Lead--& his alter-ego, the true Rootboy covered with slime (the Savage Id). Partly a poignant memoir, partly a cosmicomic book, it relays the Id's adventures thru dark dimensions of funereal dread, with Timothy Leary as co-pilot. (The rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.)

Friday, July 29, 2005

random enumerations

Yesterday, the mighty Insect Slayer had physical therapy, so we stayed home from the Perky Pam Layout -- Thursday I had to cook, & Trish-uh! was working -- & went out to Feed My Sheep when the Invisible Cab deposited Trish on my doorstep. Often, if they keep her there for a full hour, she'll have to eat at home, which is what we did Thursday: Trish-uh! gave us some leftover hamburger meat & I fed Trish some beef stroganoff (generic hamburger helper). Yesterday was hamburgers & asparice soup at the Invisible Soup Kitchen.

When we came home, I told my Bumbe Bee Girl that she couldn't watch the Buffster kick ass until all the grapes were on the dehydrator. She's planning on entering some homemade raisin-oatmeal cookies in the Invisible County Fair. However, Trish busted the plastic part off the dehydrator when she took it apart to clean it, so we called Fred, while I was playing with the Beat Monster on my Sana-ponic. I'd done Crystal Ship in various voices before that, but still don't feel comfortable adding the rhythm. So Fred fixed the machine, & in a couple days we'll have homemade raisins.

When Trish left for work -- I ate way too much stroganoff as I didn't think it'd be enough to be another meal; it was, so I didn't have a fruit salad when she got home -- I got on the machine (the machine wept blood) & wrote a note to Trish's mom; she's so funky there. Mostly, I wanted her to know about the dosage change in Trish's medication & that she hasn't really developed a lot of paranoid symptoms since then. Suzanne Locoweed didn't want to change it, but Trish decided to cut back on her own.

Once I was off the Icy Queue chat, I started to rework "Relayer", which had an ignoble birth as a Star Trek: Voyager screenplay, here so thoroughly mutated (like the Captain is gay) that it's unrecognizable, which was the idea; Stan won't take "previously published" material, & it was on the Internet. I'm working on this project in the interim of seeing people's responses on Arn: Part 2a, as they haven't started to trickle in yet, save for one guy, who said it had a great start, but then became confusing.

Today, Trish & I are making the hike out to McRonald's to pick up her bi-weekly paycheck. We're down to almost nothing in our savings account (save for the one Karen Kontrols & a lot of that'll go for the new fridge), & we have to use 1/2 her check for auto insurance next week, but at least Trish finally found someone else to teach her to drive. I want to paint the car black & put a bat-symbol on the side. Fear & loathing in the Bat-mobile!

Food stamps come in on the 4th. If we get plenty -- this month we got $92 -- we'll be good for awhile & won't have to check all kinds of money out of our joint account (which has gone for very few joints lately) to put supper on the table, but if they only give us 10 buckadingdongs, the way they did in June, we're probably going to have to go back to the Church for some emergency supplies. I guess (but I just don't know) that Trish'll make us chili-dogs for supper. It makes her feel good to cook once in awhile.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

...when the haldol's in my blood--

--& the blood is in my head, then I'm better off than dead, & I guess that I just don't know, 'cause when the tranks begin to flow, I really don't care anymore:

OK, so Trish, like me, is on haldol decanoate, not the pills, but the long-acting shot. However, the medicine, being as potent as it is, has a side-effect -- many of them, actually -- called "oculogyric crisis", which can cause a person to roll their eyes & crane their head backward, & I will not cease from mental fight nor shall my sword sleep in my hand until we've eradicated Scientology from America's green & pleasant land; by the last part, meaning I hope this pseudo-scientific nut-group, the Science of Church-a-tology, never finds out about this. Anyway, Suzanne Locoweed (as my spell-checker wanted to render it) put her on some Benadryl in the morning, when they were happening. Unfortunately, Benadryl is also used as a sleeping pill, so we have to wake Trish at 6:00 every morning to take her side-effect pill. Decreasing the dosage of the haldol was a good idea, but Suzane was being stubborn about reducing Trish's dosage, so yesterday she simply refused her shot, with Perky Pam's approval. If she starts to flip out in the next couple days, we can have the shot a little late. We haven't had any real problems, other than the one with Trish drinking 1/2 a gallon of milk in 1 day, & I was being Cranky Bear that day, anyway. We'll see how the oculogyrics progress over the coming week, & possibly stop the Benadryl. & all the sick Scientologists with their sweet talk, they can all go take a fucking walk...

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Anniversary Bare

No, we're not bare yet, but we will be tonite.

Yesterday was our "official" anniversary. Trish went out & got me a 20 buckadingdong gift certificate, which I used to pick up Ladies of (the Road at Creative) Leisure, & I in turn took Trish out to see The Fantastic Four, which is fantastic. However, questions of Biggie's rapid loss of sanity remain. Fearless Taco emailed me over the weekend with news that Blanket-man is trying to take Mother out of the nursing home & get her off all her "pills", & in general is being a Biggolith. He cusses people out over the phone, calls them names, & in general is totally paranoid: he thinks there's a "government wiretap" on his phone, & moved to the middle of nowhere to get away. What really makes me mad is the way Joe took his side--"he might not have a serious mental illness, but he sure has a history of making bad decisions". Duh. That's part of the illness. I will not cease from mental fight nor shall my sword sleep in my hand until we have seen Biggolith incarcerated in Illinois' green & pleasant land.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Electricity Duplicity

Last night, Trish returned to work, after a weekend (what else?) watching movies. Fred gave her a ride home Friday, after working some on the keyboard with me--we struggled to figure out what a 9th chord is--& then last night gave her a ride to work, on observing that the heat might fry her, while Jeffer Auss came over, as usual, to give her her free ride, in exchange for her employee meal. About 7:00, I turned on the air-conditioner in the bedroom, like usual, so it'd be bearable when we went to bed. However, once he left, we noticed that everything in the bedroom didn't work. Assuming the circuit breaker was blown, we went & flipped all the switches--nothing happened, so we Kalled Karen. She suggested bringing Jeffer back over; he decided it was probably a blown breaker...

It wasn't. Karen called us this morning & gave us the number of Shine Electric -- the light of good works shine -- & we called them. They called back a bit later & said they could have a guy over in "about half an hour". The guy came, & checked out the circuit breaker -- that wasn't the problem. After checking every outlet & light on that breaker, he determined that it was something in the attic. He ran out to the Invisible Electricity Truck, got a ladder, & spent a quarter of an hour crawling around up there. He just left; just a loose wire. He also replaced the bad switch that Trish always complains about.

Trish has been Cranky Bear all day. She wanted me to walk all the way down to Down Under with her, for the exercise, as she wants me to lose weight. However, my hip has been hurting me, so I cancelled. Then she decided she couldn't walk; she needed a ride, Could Karen? Could Carmen? Karen agreed to give her a ride there & back again, but Trish'd have to be at the office at quarter of. She called while the Electricity Duplicity guy was still here, saying she'd made an appointment with Joe (Nobodaddy calls him by his last name) on Monday. I don't know what's bothering her. I don't think she needs anymore medication, cuz when the tranks begin to flow I really don't care anymore, albeit all the Scientology quacks reading this, you can all go take a fucking walk & I guess that I just don't know...

Haldol, be the death of me!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Merry 4th

I got up before Trish on the 4th -- she likes to sleep off the side-effects of her Benadryl -- & listened to Roxy Live: slow & gentle, sentimental. We went shopping in the morning for our big b-b-q as we had 92 buckadingdongs on our food stamp card. Trish & I both saw a bunch of cop cars in front of a house down the block. She thinks the dude was huffing paint.

We were going to eat lunch at Taco Treat, but they were closed, as was Pizza Pro, PJ's, & Wolfer's. We finally ordered a Domino's pizza, but Trish got all Cranky Bear over the pop: she wanted to get a 2-liter bottle, but I told her we already had a whole refrigerator full of the stuff from Albertson's. She did some cleaning around the house, but Brawny & Ryan canceled at the last minute, thogh Ed & Denise & Jeffer Auss all showed up. We decided to boil the hot dogs instead of b-b-q-uing them, as we didn't have enough people coming over. We also had my homemade macaroni salad chips, & baked beans. & then we had to sleep cuz we had no time to waste. Trish woke me up at 4:30 to take her Benadryl & I couldn't return to sleep, so I got up; it's currently around 6:00. I look forward to doing some more re-making/re-modeling of Skyfight today, though I also have Car-girl for awhile in the afternoon.

Friday, July 01, 2005

The Return of the Dread Cranky Bear

Trish's period finally started, & all day long she's been Cranky Bear. I'm afraid to do or say anything or she might lose her temper. Thankfully, she's at work now, & I'm kind of restless: Karen bought me a new HP OfficeJet in the Fargo of the Invisible Landscape, & last night I plugged the thing in, but had problems inserting the ink cartridges. A call to HP Support quickly fixed the problem, but today I couldn't install the software. The guy on the phone, Hakim, wasn't terribly helpful: he quickly found out that it was a compatibility issue, & will be mailing me new software, but he kept babbling about a $54 warranty plan & wouldn't just tell me if the new CD-ROM was free or not. Now I have to wait until Tuesday to print, I'm tense & nervous cuz Trish is Cranky Bear, & the heat is awful: though it's cool in here, thanks to the fans, I still feel like napping. I think I'll put on some Roxy Music & enjoy the Pyjamarama on my headphones.